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MEN
JOKES Are there any other kind? |
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What
do engineers use for birth control? Their personalities. |
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does a person decide to become an engineer? When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker. |
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How
can you tell an extroverted engineer? When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own. |
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Why
did the engineers cross the road? Because they looked in the file and that's what they did last year. |
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How
do you drive an engineer completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the wrong way. |
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How
are men and parking spots alike? Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small. |
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Why
are men like laxatives? They irritate the shit out of you |
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Top
Ten Reasons Eve Was Created |
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10.
God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost
in the garden because he would not ask for directions. |
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9.
God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate
and hand him the remote. |
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8.
God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself anew
fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve
to buy one for him. |
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7.
God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist,
or haircut appointment for himself. |
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6.
God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the
garbage on the curb |
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God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never
be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing. |
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As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember
where he left his tools |
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Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on
when God caught him hiding in the garden. |
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2.
As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone! |
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1. When God finished
the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head,
and said, "I can
do better than that!" |
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