 Alice's Family and Friends |
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Ever
wonder why? |
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How
come you press harder on a
remote-control when you know the battery is dead? |
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do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee"on money they
already know you don't have? |
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Have you ever imagined a
world with no hypothetical situations? |
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You
know how most packages say "Open here"...
What
is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"? |
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Why are they called apartments, when they're
all stuck together? |
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Why
do people without a watch look at their
wrist when you ask them what time it is?
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Why do you ask someone without
a watch what time it is? |
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Why
is it that the guy who comes up behind you while you're waiting
for an elevator presses the already
lit "up" button -- as though he somehow has magical
powers that you didn't when you pressed it the first time? |
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PICTURES OF MY FAMILY ARE COPYRIGHTED TO ALICE AND MY FAMILY ONLY! Copyright©2002-2012  |
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