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the guys ~ Women Jokes |
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You can bet that I probably disagree with everything
that is posted here. But since
I have one on the guys, I wanted to be fair and give
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How many men does it take to open a beer? A- None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. |
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? A- Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you. |
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Why do women have smaller feet than men? A- So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink. |
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? A- When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..." |
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Q- How do you fix a woman's watch? A- You don't. There is a clock on the oven. |
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Why do men pass gas more than women? A- Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure. |
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? A- The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in. |
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